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WHY WHY NAZE-DA?! October 13, 2009

Posted by Shion in Robot Damashii.
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WARNING: THIS IS NOT A POST OF SELF CONTEMPLATION. IT’S NOT. SERIOUSLY. IT’S SO [SAVAGE], THAT THE MERE THOUGHT OF IT’S [SAVAGE]RY DEFIES ALL CONVENTIONAL THOUGHTS, AND SCRAMBLES UNCONVENTIONAL ONES, NAMELY MINE. AND YES, THIS WARNING IS WRITTEN IN SAVAGE RED, TO DENOTE IT’S [SAVAGERY] AND WARNING-NESS.

I wanted it SAVAGEly. I  loved it SAVAGEly. I’m SAVAGEly certain I want it. So SAVAGEly certain, I shifted the SAVAGEly Awesome Nokia 58 lower in my list because of it. I ogled at it SAVAGEly. I’m SAVAGEly damn-hell certain I annoyed people SAVAGEly talking about it. I’m also pretty sure that if not for their humanity, they’d murder me like the SAVAGEs they are. Sadly enough, the very store I was hoping on importing it isn’t.

For the uneducated, the Rk-92m/-91m SAVAGE is the lead fodder mecha from the anime/novel/manga series Full Metal SAVAGE Panic! 00. Most notable mention was piloted by a kid soldier called Soran Kashim, whose skill in piloting GundArm Slaves got him scouted into a secretive association fighting for world peace called Mithril Being. He later pilots a GN Driver equipped GundArm Slave, GN-ARX-7 ArbExialest under the moniker of Sousuke F. Seiei. And yes, he wins eventually. All hero’s do. Quite slow with feelings, his favorite quote is “Orewa Specialist”.

An article from XX.XX.20XX’s newspaper:

For those not versed in moonrunes, the title says "Found dead: Arm Slave, ROBOT murders!!". Top Right:Totally unsuspicious, neatly lined up weapons belonging to the deceased. Bottom right:A rough sketch of the suspect.

Witness’ accounts:

"He always liked me, said he wanted me most, but it all changed"

Suspect during a karaoke session

Pictures of the suspect's career in modelling.

Adverts with merchandise demos and picture of suspect peddling his Warez.

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Comments»

1. kai626 - October 13, 2009

dude, seriously? you need the red pill.

Shion - October 14, 2009

What I need is an importer that imports SAVAGEs, not just Arbas and Gernsback.

2. Gunstray - October 14, 2009

This is Savagely Insanenus!!!, My friend join my army of non law abiding robots(plamos) and so we can force bandai into doing our biddings!! Including sppeding up the release of your Savage

Shion - October 14, 2009

JOIN

And making more gunplas at the fans bequest, beck and call.

MUAHAHAHAHAH


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